Oh god it looks so perfect.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/10/2017 at 03:08 • Filed to: Configurator, Porsche Panamera 4S Sport Turismo, Porsche 911 GT3 (991.2)

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Sure, the Panamera wagon isn’t manual, but still.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 03:26

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It looks like a turd. Like a literal human shit. Darkish brown, tapered on both ends, long in the middle, and the yellow calipers are corn. And diesel because who doesn’t want a Porsche that revs to 5k rpm? And then you realize that despite all the ‘Yay wagon!’ crap on Oppo, you’re all really just dreaming about a squished Cayenne.

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > CRider
03/10/2017 at 04:24

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So you’re telling me I bought a Scoob estate?

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Kinja'd!!! CRider > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 04:36

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You bought one? Well, I mean, I’m sure it’s not a piece of shit. It just looks like one.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > CRider
03/10/2017 at 04:44

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Whoops, wrong wording. I meant: “So you’re telling me I optioned a Scoob estate?”

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How about this one? E-hybrid Panamera wagon. I don’t want blue, I already got a Miami Blue 911 GT3. That or I just want a hi-vis green GT3.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 05:29

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Oh good, now you’ve made the El_Uly edition.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > CRider
03/10/2017 at 05:31

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Rather that than Scoob.


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 05:49

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I wish you could configure the E-Hybrid in Acid Green.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 08:17

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WRX concept edition:

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Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CRider
03/10/2017 at 08:31

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I would have those calipers painted in a hurry, otherwise, I think it looks magnificent.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > CRider
03/10/2017 at 09:01

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Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > CRider
03/10/2017 at 09:13

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Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. Panamera wagon is beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > Wheelerguy
03/10/2017 at 10:53

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Oh my god that is so cool. I did not know they were doing a wagon. and in brown...